Reader's Digest Joke of the Day

Phoning a patient, the doctor says, "I have some bad news and some worse news. The bad news is that you have only 24 hours left to live."
"That is bad news," the patient replies. "What could be worse?"
The doctor answers, "I've been trying to reach you since yesterday."
RD Issue: November 2000

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